#laugh

I think I will die laughing. ↗

— Jeanne Calment

#i #i think #laughing #think #will

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. ↗

— Drew Carey

#change #change the world #get #i #just

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. ↗

— Jasper Carrott

#comes #diabetic #high #insulin #laughter

In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter. ↗

— Lord Chesterfield

#laughter #mind #nothing

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face. ↗

— Malcolm De Chazal

#face #laughter #over #regional #smile

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes. ↗

— Malcolm De Chazal

#distance #ear #eyes #impossible #laugh

But I loved the script to 7th Heaven and couldn't say no. It made me laugh and cry, and I was hooked. I'd love to know who turned it down, because I'm sure at least one other actor did. But I'm glad he did, whoever it was. ↗

— Stephen Collins

#because #cry #did #down #glad

How it happened that Mastro Cherry, carpenter, found a piece of wood that wept and laughed like a child. ↗

— Carlo Collodi

#cherry #child #found #happened #how

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#laugh #make #people #positive #positive thing

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh. ↗

— Quentin Crisp

#hearer #journey #laugh #misfortunes #nothing