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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. ↗

— Will Rogers

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It would probably break my heart to hear that people didn't like me. I don't look on the Internet. ↗

— Elisabeth Rohm

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ↗

— Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. ↗

— Will Rogers

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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. ↗

— Will Rogers

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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. ↗

— Will Rogers

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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. ↗

— Will Rogers

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If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. ↗

— Will Rogers

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