#lewis

Whenever I catch a chunk of an Adam Sandler comedy on cable, it looks as badly shot and goofily tossed off as a Jerry Lewis gag reel once he hit the late downslide with 'Hardly Working' and 'Cracking Up.' ↗

— James Wolcott

#adam sandler #badly #cable #catch #chunk

You're not gay, are you?" Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#fashion #gay #simon-lewis #city

Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath." "As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," said Simon. "I knew we should have left you a rat. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#clary-fray #humor #jace-wayland #simon-lewis #humor

Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot." "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time." Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you? ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#jace-wayland #simon-lewis #humor

You don’t have a soul, Doctor. You are a soul. You have a body, temporarily. ↗

— Walter M. Miller Jr.

#misattributed-to-c-s-lewis #body

I guess it's true what they say. There are no straight men in the trenches." ~Jace ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#clary-fray #funny #humor #jace-wayland #misquoted

I've got a new life now, a new future, there's a lot more to Lennox Lewis than just being a boxer. ↗

— Lennox Lewis

#boxer #future #got #i #just

What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis. ↗

— Kevin McDonald

#andy #children #i #i always #illegitimate

Emmanuel Lewis was amazing to work with. I'll love that guy to the end of time. ↗

— Corin Nemec

#end #guy #i #lewis #love

My favorite episode of Stargate? All of them! My favorite episode of Parker Lewis? All of them! ↗

— Corin Nemec

#favorite #lewis #parker #stargate #them