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She is fine. She hates us both but it really didn't sound like anything else was wrong ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #city-of-fallen-angels

Have you tried talking to her?" "No, we've been punching her repeatedly in the face instead. Why, do you think that won't work? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #sarcasm #simon-lewis #sarcasm

If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know," Simon was getting fed up. "Look, did you actually ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I'm something in a petrie dish? Next time I'll send you a photo." "And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," Jace said, but he didn't sound as if his heart was in the sarcasm. "Look, I asked you here for a reason, not to stare at you. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common." "Totally awesome hair?" Simon suggested ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #simon-lewis #humor

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #love-life #simon-lewis #humor

He's not in a very good mood," said Luke, pausing in front of a closed door. "I shut him up in Freaky Pete's office after he nearly killed half my pack with his bare hands. He wouldn't talk to me, so"—Luke shrugged—"I thought of you." He looked from Clary's baffled face to Simon's. "What?" "I can't believe he came here," Clary said. "I can't believe you know someone named Freaky Pete," said Simon. "I know a lot of people," said Luke. "Not that Freaky Pete is strictly people, but I'm hardly one to talk. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#luke #simon-lewis #clary-fray

With the whole Mark of Cain thing, does that mean if I accidentally kick you during the night, I get kicked in the shins seven times by an invisible force? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #clary-fray

Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is." "It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy," said Alec. "You just said "Kiss the cook." "Dammit," said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #simon-lewis #humor

Just take the weapon you hold in your hand and drive it through his heart," Valentine's voice was soft. "One simple motion. Nothing you haven't done before." Jace met his father's stare with a level gaze. "I saw Agramon," he said. "It had your face." "You saw Agramon?" The Soul-Sword glittered as Valentine moved toward his son. "And you lived?" "I killed it." "You killed the Demon of Fear, but you won't kill a single vampire, not even at my order?" Jace stood watching Valentine without expression. "He's a vampire, that's true," he said. "But his name is Simon. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#ethics #fear #jace-wayland #loyalty #simon-lewis

Traded him for Alec," Clary said. "Not permanently" "No," said Jace. "Just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back. In which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy." "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out." "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#isabelle-lightwood #jace-wayland #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #child

Luckily, I have the good fortune of being on the same team as Ray Lewis. I don't have to face him on Sunday. ↗


— Jamal Lewis


#face #fortune #good #good fortune #him






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