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One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.


J.K. Rowling


#weasley-twins #funny

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?


Michael Buckley


#michael-buckley #ms-smurt #puck #funny

Holly's forgiven you?" "Almost mostly. But she still gives me slack about it when she's sick. I take it as a husbandly badge," he said, puffing out his chest. "Sick? You told me she was fully immortal." "Yeah, but she still throws up some, because, well, the thing of it is... Ah, fuck, Rydstrom, I knocked her up." "You're going to be a father?" Gods help the world. I'm going to be an uncle? "I got Holly, like, on the first shot. Nix is calling me Bull's-eye and the Womb Raider.


Kresley Cole


#funny #holly-s-pregnancy #kresley-cole #rydstrom #funny

You know, I don’t get why Fred and George only got three O.W.L.s each,” said Harry, watching as Fred, George, and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd. “They really know their stuff. . . .” “Oh, they only know flashy stuff that’s no real use to anyone,” said Hermione disparagingly. “No real use?” said Ron in a strained voice. “Hermione, they’ve got about twenty-six Galleons already. . . .


J.K. Rowling


#funny #george-weasley #useless-talents #funny

He gives me a look that says, “Dude, if I knew that do you think I’d have enlisted your puny help?” I snicker. “Something funny here.” “You. All prickly and pissed ’cause there’s something you don’t know. Got to call on the megaservices of the Mega.” “Ever occur to you I’m using you for reasons your inferior human brain can’t begin to understand.


Karen Marie Moning


#ryodan #funny

Yeah,” said Harry. “No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly . . .” “And from now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die — I’m just chucking them in the bin where they belong.


J.K. Rowling


#funny #harry-potter #o-w-l-s #ron-weasley #funny

Harley-Davidson," she said. "Sweet.


Stieg Larsson


#harley-davidson #lisbeth-salander #funny

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.


Darynda Jones


#first-grave-on-the-right #funny #funny

..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different


Michael Buckley


#funny #michael-buckley #funny

Nix had told Emma before she'd left for Europe that on this trip she would 'do that which you were born to do.' Apparently, Emma was born to get kidnapped by a deranged Lykae. Her fate sucked.


Kresley Cole


#kresley-cole #nix-the-ever-knowing #funny






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