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HUGH: What I want to know is, where do the Aussies get off thinking they’re tougher than cowboys? JESSICA: Cowboys fight men with guns. Aussies fight nature with knives. HUGH: Nature can be killed, sister. That is the difference. Its landscapes are reduced to photographic reproductions every day and its laws are destined to become outmoded paradigms. But human nature is immutable.


Bauvard


#cowboys #funny #humor #nature #funny

No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.


Sara Shepard


#liar #lying #truth #humor

Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.


Gena Showalter


#lords-of-the-underworld #william #humor

I’m half Italian.” “Which half?” the words were out before Tessa could stop them. Was she flirting with him? She never flirted with men. His lips curved in a slow, sexy smile that made her heart trip. “From the waist down.


Pamela Clare


#tessa-humor #humor

Anthony looked down at his evil clutches -- hands, he reminded himself, hands -- and grinned anew.


Julia Quinn


#julia-quinn #romance #humor

It was heaven. Forget angels, forget St. Peter and glittering harpsichords. Heaven was a dance in the arms of one's true love.


Julia Quinn


#julia-quinn #romance #love

I can't get it out," she said. "Just pull at it." "It hurts. It's throbbing." "Pull harder." "I can't! It's truly stuck. I need something to make it slippery. Do you have some sort of lubricant nearby?" "No." "Not anything?" "Much as it may surprise you, we've never needed lubricant in the library before now.


Lisa Kleypas


#kleypas #lillian #humor

Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able to take your humiliations with some measure of grace. In the end, you know, its our own expectations that crush us.


Paul Murray


#humiliation #humor #life #humor

I have lost everything. Lost everything. Everything. - William Herondale


Cassandra Clare


#clockwork-angel #william-herondale #will-herondale






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