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[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like a freight train into a chorus line of drunken grandmothers.


Christopher Moore


#christopher-moore #love

An obstreperous urge seized him. he desperately wanted to hold on to her, to support his slipping heart, and when it slipped away, he realized she had gone away, incarcerating herself in his thought with her smile and unblemished innocence.


Faraaz Kazi


#love #love-at-first-sight #love

He had let me know time after time that he was a thinking man, a man of intellect and wit. Yet one unintended hungry look into my eyes and he betrayed each of his words he had carefully spoken to me. I knew it in that instant. He was a viscerally driven man. And one day, he would possess me.


Coco J. Ginger


#intellect #jamie-weise #love #love-story #possess

Look, this job has always been a crucible of conflict.


Bruce Babbitt


#been #conflict #crucible #job #look

Reading all my old love letters was disorienting. You remember thinking the thoughts and writing the words but, man, you can't TOUCH those feelings. Its like they belonged to someone else. Someone you don't even know. I'm aware, in an intellectual way. That I felt all those things about him, but this emotions are far away now. What's so strange to me is that I can't even force my heart back to that place where I felt that all consuming passion. That makes me feel distant from myself. Who WAS I then? Will I ever be able to get back to that place? Reading the letters again made me wonder: Which is the real me? The one who saw the world in that emotionally saturated way, or the me who sees it the way I do now?


Bill Shapiro


#looking-back #nostalgia #reflection #love

Affection makes fools. Always, without exception, love digs a channel that's sooner or later flooded by the briny water of despair.


Sonya Hartnett


#briny-water #channel #despair #exception #flooded

Inspector, there's no smoking allowed in here," said a uniformed officer who had been called to the scene. Cavuto waved to the drawers [at the morgue]. "Do you think they mind?" The officer shook his head. "No, sir." Cavuto blew a stream of smoke at Gilbert [a dead guy]. "And him, do you think he minds?" No, sir." And you, Patrolman Jeeter, you don't mind, do you?" Jeeter cleared his throat. "Uh...no, sir." Well, good," Cavuto said. "Look, on the side of the car, Jeeter. It says 'Protect and Serve' not 'Piss and Moan.'" Yes, sir.


Christopher Moore


#christopher-moore #love

I used to cover my windows in heavy curtains, never drawn. Now I danced in the sunlight on my hardwood floors.


Kimberly Novosel


#darkness #hardwood-floors #light #love #sadness

Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.


Charlaine Harris


#humor #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

You have two eyes, and two ears, but only one mouth. This is so because you are supposed to look and listen more than you talk.


Lucca Kaldahl


#eyes #humor #listen #looking #mouth






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