#loo

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be. ↗

— Sarah Jessica Parker

#bed #good #good looking #had #looking

Look - There's good creepy and there's bad creepy. Today's creepy is tomorrow's necessity. ↗

— Sean Parker

#creepy #good #look #necessity #today

Running a start-up is like eating glass. You just start to like the taste of your own blood. ↗

— Sean Parker

#eating #glass #just #like #own

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material. ↗

— Trey Parker

#connections #issues #looking #luckily #make

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#destruction #earthquakes #floods #funny #funny-and-random

Riding in advance, we passed over one of these great plains; we looked back and saw the line of scattered horsemen stretching for a mile or more; and far in the rear against the horizon, the white wagons creeping slowly along. ↗

— Francis Parkman

#against #along #back #creeping #far

When he was born, I looked at my little boy and felt an unconditional love I never knew was inside me. As he grew, and I watched him stagger about, squeak his first words, and turn into a beautiful little boy, that feeling did not change. ↗

— Tony Parsons

#beautiful #born #boy #change #conditional love

I do tend to look back to my parents generation and think wow! what a great way to be, to live with one person for a lifetime, to bring your kids up in these really solid families. ↗

— Tony Parsons

#bring #families #generation #great #great way

I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin. ↗

— Tony Parsons

#better #cover #david #dumb #feel

My teenage years were spent trying to look like Rod Stewart - I ended up looking like Dave Hill from Slade. ↗

— Tony Parsons

#ended #hill #i #like #look