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You left me. You made a pet out of me, and then you left me. If love were food, I would have starved on the bones you gave me.


Cassandra Clare


#cassandra-clare #city-of-fallen-angels #magnus-bane #mortal-instruments #food

I think an autumnal theme would be nice. -Magnus ABORT! ABORT! Isabelle, are you insane? -Alec


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #postcards #autumn

I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else someone who will never love you back, not the way I do.


Cassandra Clare


#sweet #love

Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are guy. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual," added Magnus. "Please never say those words in front of my parents," said Alec.


Cassandra Clare


#bisexual #cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #funny #gay

You never called me back," he said. "I called you so many times and you never called me back." Magnus looked at Alec as if he'd lost his mind. "Your city is under attack," he said. "The wards have been broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven't called you?" Alec set his jaw in a stubborn line. "I want to know why you haven't called me back." Magnus threw his hands up in the air in a gesture of utter exasperation. Alec noted with interest that when he did it, a few sparks escaped from his fingertips, like fireflies escaping from a jar. "You're an idiot." "Is that why you haven't called me? Because I'm an idiot?" "No." Magnus strode toward him. "I didn't call you because I'm tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else - someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do." "You love me?" "You stupid Nephilim," Magnus said patiently. "Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #love

Woolsey bites on occasion


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #possibly-inappropriate #funny

I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?" "I know who you are, but..." Maia looked dazed. "You look so...so...shiny.


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #maia #mortal-instruments #humor

We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #humor

That seems like stealing, doesn't it?" Simon pulled a cup toward him. He drew the lid back. "Ooh. Mochaccino." He looked at Magnus. "Did you pay for these?" "Sure," said Magnus, while Jace and Alec snickered. "I make dollar bills magically appear in their cash register." "Really?" "No." Magnus popped the lid off his own coffee. "But you can pretend I did if it makes you feel better. So, first order of business is what?


Cassandra Clare


#sarcasm #simon-lewis #business

Is he dead?" he inquired "He looks dead." "No," snapped Maryse. "He's not dead." "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want." Mangus moved toward Jace. "Stop that!" the Inquisitor snapped, sounding like Clary's third grade teacher demanding that she stop dooling on her desk with a marker.


Cassandra Clare


#dead #funny #jace-lightwood #magnus-bane #the-inquisitor






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