Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#magnus

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #magnus




I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?" "You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't." "There goes my Saturday. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-lost-souls #funny #humor #lambada #magnus-bane

I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #simon-lewis #gay

And down she walked along the street, A handsome lad she hoped to meet And sore by dawn were her dainty feet But all the boys were gay. ↗


— Elka Cloke


#city-of-lost-souls #magnus-bane #gay

Alec?" Magnus was staring at him. He had dispatched the remaining Iblis demons, and the square was empty but for the two of them. "Did you just- did you just save my life?" Alec knew he ought to say something like, Of course, because I'm a Shadowhunter and that's what we do, or That's my job. Jace would have said something like that. Jace always knew the right thing to say. But the words that actually came out of Alec's mouth where quite different- and sounded petulant, even to his own ears. "You never called me back," he said. "I called you so many times and you never called me back." Magnus looked at Alec as if he'd lost his mind. "Your city is under attack," he said. "The wards have broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven't called you? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #magnus-bane #humor

The Chairman likes you.” “Is that good?” “I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,” Magnus said easily, and stood up. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#magnus-and-alec #dating

Our Western Civilization is in its death throes right now. We cannot stop the wheel from turning; ergo, we cannot save Western Civilization. All we can do is preserve what we can of it and use it as the foundation for the birth for our next civilization. ↗


— Richard Scutari


#magnus-soderman #pg- #death

There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #magnus-bane #humor

Stripping the protection wards off the ship was bad enough—it's a strong, strong enchantment, demon-based—but when you fell, I had to put a fast spell on the truck so it wouldn't sink when I lost consciousness. And I will lose consciousness, Alec. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #spell #consciousness

Nerd love. It's a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#beauty

Simon rolled his eyes. "It's a good thing we know the person who's dating Magnus," he said. "Otherwise, I get the feeling we'd all just lie around all the time wondering what the hell to do next. Or try to raise the money to hire Magnus by selling lemonade. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #dating






back to top