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You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums.


Thea Harrison


#paranormal-romance #romance #funny

As for hearing, the sloth is not so much deaf as uninterested in sound.


Yann Martel


#humor #senses #humor

Honey, that man would do anything to keep you. Lie, steal, cheat, kill, clean up after himself, and do laundry.


Alisa Sheckley


#humor #paranormal #humor

You may weep more if you wish it," he announced, feeling exceedingly generous.


Lynn Kurland


#male-chauvenist #humor

I have a small house so I borrow everything except art, that's what I love.


Salma Hayek


#borrow #everything #except #house #i

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday?


Sherley Mondesir-Prescott


#children #children-s-books #humor #humour #illustrated-books

In England I am always madam; I arrived too late to ever be a miss. In New York I have only been madamed once, by the doorman at the Carlyle Hotel.


Anna Quindlen


#form-of-address #formality #london #madam #miss

Because I was small, I was getting the hell kicked out of me playing football.


Burt Bacharach


#football #getting #hell #i #kicked

When the sun shall be folded up; and when the stars shall fall; and when the mountains shall be made to pass away; and when the camels ten months gone with young shall be neglected; and when the seas shall boil; and when the souls shall be joined again to their bodies; and when the girl who hath been buried alive shall be asked for what crime she was put to death; and when the books shall be laid open; and when the heavens shall be removed; and when hell shall burn fiercely; and when paradise shall be brought near: every soul shall know what it hath wrought.


Anonymous


#female-infanticide #islam #muslim #quran #religion






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