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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #marriage




But when we moved to the country, miles from the nearest restaurant, his hints anent his favorite dies grew so insistent that it became a question of tripe or divorce, and for a short time it was a difficult decision.


Margaret Yardley Potter


#marriage #tripe #home

Why should love require a contract? Why put yourself into the clutches of the state and give it power over you? Why invite lawyers to fuck around with your assets? Marriage is for the immature and the insecure and the ignorant. We who see through such institutions should be content to live together without legal coercion.


Robert Silverberg


#love

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #lack-of-feeling #love #lovelessness #marriage

[F]rom my years of understanding ... I happily chose this kind of life in which I yet live [i.e., unmarried], which I assure you for my own part hath hitherto best contented myself and I trust hath been most acceptable to God. From the which if either ambition of high estate offered to me in marriage by the pleasure and appointment of my prince ... or if the eschewing of the danger of my enemies or the avoiding of the peril of death ... could have drawn or dissuaded me from this kind of life, I had not now remained in this estate wherein you see me. But so constant have I always continued in this determination ... yet is it most true that at this day I stand free from any other meaning that either I have had in times past or have at this present.


Elizabeth I Tudor


#choice #contentment #dignity #empowerment #freedom

...Singles, too, must see the penultimate status of marriage. If single Christians don't develop a deeply fulfilling love relationship with Jesus, they will put too much pressure on their DREAM of marriage, and that will create pathology in their lives as well.


Timothy Keller


#marriage #singleness #dreams

HAPPINESS [is] ONLY REAL WHEN SHARED


Jon Krakauer


#happiness #inspirational #love #marriage #family

I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.


Jarod Kintz


#argue #arguments #chores #cynicism #desire

Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage.


David Sedaris


#humor

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.


Scott Adams


#humor #marriage #business

I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.


Jarod Kintz


#honeymoon #marriage #death






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