#marriage

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America." ↗

— Helen Rowland

#claim #divorces #france #happiest #made

Housewife: a position requiring great ambition to fill. Must have the determination to scrub mold, the good taste to distribute a checking account, and the good will to repeat this at a maid service or department store after her husband starts coming home drunk. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #marriage #wife #funny

A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song. ↗

— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

#correct #corresponds #happy #happy marriage #improvised

There are powerful emotions that bring two people together in wonderful harmony in a marriage. Satan knows this, and would tempt you to try these emotions outside of marriage. Do not stir emotions meant to be used only in marriage. ↗

— Richard G. Scott

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I'd like to see marriage count again among African-Americans and not just in the society in general. ↗

— Leah Ward Sears

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After 14 years, it better be a real marriage, you know? We do have a great time together. We are really lucky. ↗

— Kyra Sedgwick

#better #great #great time #know #lucky

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#board #chess #effect #except #flowing

Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life tis most meddled with by other people. ↗

— John Selden

#concern #does #his #least #life

Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every State, now 50 States, the same way, but now we have unelected judges altering and changing that fundamental institution. ↗

— Jeff Sessions

#altering #been #changing #defined #ever

I've had two terrific relationships, but both ended in marriage. ↗

— Jane Seymour

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