#me

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#autobiography #biography #called #central #comedy

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#good #heterosexual #i #men #middle-aged

I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#around #audience #dance #enter #go

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#challenge #every #fact #fame #global

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#day #having #hours #house #month

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#audience #because #big #big deal #buy

Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama. ↗

— Steve Guttenberg

#cary grant #comedy #drama #few #grant

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#back #book #comedian #going #hear

In one sense I feel that my book is a one-woman argument against determinism. ↗

— Susan Griffin

#argument #book #determinism #feel #i

You know when you're young you think you will always be. As you become more fragile, you reflect and you realize how much comfort can come from the past. Hymns can carry you into the future. ↗

— Andy Griffith

#become #carry #come #comfort #fragile