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I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.


Brad Garrett


#i #probably #teacher #weren #would

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry.


Martin Landau


#comedians #cry #good #later #laugh

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.


Carol Leifer


#comedian #comedy #father #figure #funny

From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was 21, I've taken them on everything from clay courts to cement to wood floors, coming off pianos, going out a two-story window, landing on Dean, falling into the rough. You do that and you're gonna have problems.


Jerry Lewis


#cement #clay #comedians #coming #courts

I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail asking me if I would participate in the Women in Comedy Festival, I was thrilled.


Wendy Liebman


#asking #been #comedians #comedy #e-mail

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.


Wendy Liebman


#acting class #after #another #class #comedian

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.


James Lipton


#busy #comedians #funny #laugh #too

Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control.


Rich Lowry


#appetites #bill #comedians #control #fun

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.


Lydia Lunch


#comedian #deny #denying #hilarious #i

The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.


Marc Maron


#comedians #create #created #demand #easy






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