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The only one that got through was Jimmy Walker, because he plays the gas station attendant. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that we were kind of purists at the time, and we didn't want any comedians.


David Zucker


#attendant #because #comedians #gas #gas station

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.


Demetri Martin


#demetri-martin #funny #games #helping-others #humor

You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.


Anthony Anderson


#comedian #guard #say #you

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.


Peter Baynham


#i #navigate #only #qualified

Am I bothered? Am I bothered though. I ain't doing nothing cause I ain't bothered.


Catherine Tate


#catherine-tate #comedian #humor #lauren-cooper #humor

Nothing is a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.


Lorrie Moore


#jokes #life #life

I think, first of all, you need to love what you're doing, and then this helps in the comedian for its part in everything-but the moment you enjoy what you're doing, you try to express yourself, to find your way, and every time is different, of course.


Cecilia Bartoli


#course #different #doing #enjoy #every

I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons.


Julie Brown


#fun #function #i #i think #icons

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.


Lenny Bruce


#comedian #every #fifteen #laugh #make

Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.


Florenz Ziegfeld


#comedians #customers #funny #great #had






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