#comedian

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things. ↗

— Rodney Carrington

#comedian #did #getting #getting married #having

Jews have a tendency to become comedians. ↗

— Sacha Baron Cohen

#comedians #jews #tendency

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers. ↗

— Pauly Shore

#careers #comedians #heavy #know #lady

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian. ↗

— Dane Cook

#i #i love #love #remind #you

I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too. ↗

— Nadia Giosia

#cake #center #comedian #eat #family

I love comedians. They're my community. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#community #i #i love #love

I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian. ↗

— Bobby Darin

#flip #i #i think #think #wilson

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. ↗

— Larry David

#comedian #great #i #interested #living

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#comedian #me #people #stuff #tell

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it. ↗

— Megan Fox

#anything #behind #billed #comedian #intent