#minho

Too bad we don't have a flashlight." "Thanks for stating the obvious, Mr. Thomas," Minho replied. ↗

— James Dashner

#scorch-trials #trials

Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? ↗

— James Dashner

#the-scorch-trials-humour #trials

I think we should take a break, fill our little tummies and drink up. ↗

— James Dashner

#the-scorch-trials-humour #trials

We were lining up and counting off nice and easy till you came stumbling through like a doped-up bull,' Minho responded. ↗

— James Dashner

#minho #scorch-trials #humor

He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl. 'How do I look?' 'Like the ugliest shanky girl I’ve ever seen,' Minho responded. 'You better thank the gods above you were born a dude.' 'Thanks. ↗

— James Dashner

#minho #old-ladies #scorch-trials #shanks #humor

...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter. ↗

— James Dashner

#the-scorch-trials-humour #trials

Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his monster acne, and Thomas here'll actually smile for once." Thomas turned to Minho and exaggerated a fake smile. "There, you happy?" "Dude," he responded. "You are one ugly shank. ↗

— James Dashner

#the-scorch-trials #you-are-one-ugly-shank #trials

Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.” Thomas shrugged. “I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now. ↗

— James Dashner

#minho #pony-lover #scorch-trials #humor

Tomorrow," Minho added. "Somehow, some way. ↗

— James Dashner

#death

Thats called hypocrisy, you shuck face piece of -! ↗

— James Dashner

#hypocrisy #hypocrite #minho #anger