#mis

I may be only a fish and chip shop lady, but some of these economists need to get their heads out of the textbooks and get a job in the real world. I would not even let one of them handle my grocery shopping. ↗

— Pauline Hanson

#economists #even #fish #get #grocery

I didn't think marriage worked. I thought everybody who was married was secretly miserable - that it was something they just put up with for their children. ↗

— Salma Hayek

#everybody #i #just #marriage #married

These thieves defend themselves by saying, 'I was there all the time, and the officials missed me.' Favorite excuses for missing surveillance checkpoints: jacket covered the number took off the shirt with the number hidden in a crowd. ↗

— Joe Henderson

#crowd #defend #excuses #favorite #hidden

I sure tried to help deliver compromise, consensus, bipartisanship. ↗

— Stephanie Herseth

#compromise #consensus #deliver #help #i

Always mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy if possible. ↗

— Stonewall Jackson

#enemy #mislead #mystify #possible #surprise

When I was nearly twelve years old, my kind mistress sickened and died. ↗

— Harriet Ann Jacobs

#i #kind #mistress #nearly #old

Pessimism leads to weakness, optimism to power. ↗

— William James

#optimism #pessimism #power #weakness

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. ↗

— Florence King

#about #been #best #cigarette #even

I miss the Swedish women on the first day of spring cause they all just blossom in the most incredible way. ↗

— Joel Kinnaman

#cause #day #first #i #incredible

Essential to the theory of evolution is the premise that everything has come into being by itself. ↗

— Walter Lang

#come #essential #everything #evolution #into