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Educational system in America is not as good as in China. You may be an idiot. It is hard to tell with you white people.

Kate Danley

#sarcastic #education

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl of high standing at Longbourn Academy must be in want of a prom date.

Elizabeth Eulberg

#humor #paraphrased #parody #dating

Most of the funeral stuff is going to be done during daylight hours,” I said. “I’m not even going to be able to attend the burial. Humans get upset when vampires burst into flames right next to them.

Molly Harper

#humor #vampire #dating

Before the child ever gets to school it will have received crucial, almost irrevocable sex education and this will have been taught by the parents, who are not aware of what they are doing.

Mary Calderone

#aware #been #before #child #crucial

Why?" "Because...because he's so tall," Mindy explained, like height was proof of good character. "And did I mention European?" "Yes. It's so much better to be stalked by a tall European that an American of average height.

Beth Fantaskey


Stop blaming outside circumstances for your inside chaos.

Steve Maraboli

#circumstances #inspirational #motivational #success #experience

There are billions of men in the world, probably millions near my age. Maybe hundreds who are compatible with me. Maybe at least a dozen who would want to date me. There's got to be at least five on the continent whom I could probably marry. So why am I so hung up on this one guy?

Regina Doman

#rose #age

...if you're trying to show off for people at the top, forget it. They will look down on you anyhow. And if you're trying to show off for people at the bottom, forget it. They will only envy you. Status will get you nowhere. Only an open heart will allow you to float equally between everyone.

Mitch Albom


We've begun to raise daughters more like sons... but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters.

Gloria Steinem

#courage #daughters #few #like #more

I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language. I fell asleep in the fetal position in her cat's litter box. Ah, 'twas a great night. I'll never forget dancing with an albino under the stars.

Jarod Kintz

#blind-date #cats #dancing #date #dating

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