#monster

The torment of love can transform people into wretched monsters ↗

— Mathias Malzieu

#monsters #torment #transform #wretch #love

Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting. ↗

— David Chuka

#humor #jokes #monsters #life

A monster. You and your friends, all of you. Pretty monsters. It's a stage all girls go through. If you're lucky you get through it without doing any permanent damage to yourself or anyone else. ↗

— Kelly Link

#monsters #pretty-monsters #teenagers #teens #teen

The real world is where the monsters are. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#reality #world #real

So, been attacked by any vampires yet?" "Not one." "Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?" It's been really quiet on the supernatural front" "Too bad, 'cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#dogs #fall-of-night #giant-spider #supernatural #vampires

...you forget love - though you fled from them, you secretly loved the monsters of your childhood... ↗

— John Geddes

#love

Monsters were wild. Monsters were strong. Monsters were fierce and free. If I was monstrous...perhaps it wasn't such a bad thing. ↗

— Sarah Diemer

#monsters #self-love #inspirational

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me the Sea Monster and I was just looking around for a name and thought that'll do. That lasted for a couple of years probably. ↗

— Jo Brand

#call #couple #guys #i #idea

Whatever. I know that when a monster is chasing you. You take your high-heeled shoes off. I’ve learned that … And you never, ever dangle your legs over the edge of the bed at night … And clowns, well, you get rid of them right away; they are just way too freaky. If the monster doesn’t get you, the clown sure will. ↗

— Patti Roberts

#dream #monster #nightmare #dreams

Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder? ↗

— Corey Redekop

#humor #humour #monsters #zombies #death