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Mormons invented themselves just as other religious and ethnic groups invented themselves. But Mormons did so in such a singularly impressive way that we will probably always remain baffled as to how exactly it happened.


Laurence Moore


#ethnic-group #how-it-happened #lds #mormon #mormonism

It's impossible to be anything but a Cafeteria Mormon. If everything taught by Church leaders - and scripture - were laid out like a buffet, your plate would be full of mixed messages and contradictions. If there is "opposition in all things," you'll certainly find it in the statements of Church leaders and scripture. Cherry-picking is not an option; it's the only game in town. It's just that some groups pick a little more of this while other groups pick a little more of that. I say, if you're going to cherry-pick, at least be guided by a sense of humanity.


Bill


#mormonism #religion #religion

Mormonism is the pure doctrine of Jesus Christ; of which I myself am not ashamed.


Joseph Smith, Jr.


#ashamed #christ #doctrine #i #jesus

...they needed someone to explain, to spin, the parts of the tale that couldn't be suppressed. Someone reputable and educated. Someone brilliant yet absolutely committed to the faith. Someone like my father.


Martha N. Beck


#controversial #faith #leaving #leaving-the-saints #mormonism

Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they'd have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City.


Douglas Adams


#humor #mormonism #religion #robot #humor

Zoroastrianism? Oh, there’s never been but a few hundred thousand of them at any one time, mostly located in Iran and India, but that’s it. The one true faith. If you’re not a Zoroastrian, I’m afraid you are bound for Hell.” The man looked stunned and shocked. "It's not fair." The demon gave a mirthful laugh. “Well, it was fair when you were sending all the Chinese to Hell who had never heard of Jesus. Wasn’t it?


Steven L. Peck


#christianity #christians #hell #jesus #lds

I have thus given you a full statement of all that I know respecting the origin of Mormonism.


Charles Anthon


#given #i #know #mormonism #origin

Mormonism is a little different, but I still see them as brothers in Christ.


Joel Osteen


#christ #different #i #little #mormonism

One of the grand fundamental principles of Mormonism is to receive truth, let it come from whence it may.


Joseph Smith, Jr.


#fundamental #fundamental principles #grand #may #mormonism

Truth is Mormonism. God is the author of it.


Joseph Smith, Jr.


#god #mormonism #truth #truth is






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