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You have taken Fester and turned him into your personal love slave. I respect that. But Debbie (gesturing at the decor around her)...PASTELS?


Angelica Huston as Morticia Addams


#joan-cusack #morticia-addams #pastels #the-addams-family #family

If we all knew each morning that there was going to be another morning, and on and on and on, we's tend not to notice the sunrise, or hear the birds, or the waves rolling into the shore. We'd tend not to treasure our time with the people we love. Simply the awareness that our mortal lives had a beginning and will have an end enhances the quality of our living. Perhaps it's even more intense when we know that the termination of the body is near, but it shouldn't be.


Madeleine L'Engle


#death #life #mortality #death

Forgiveness is healing—everything is energy—thoughts create—we are all connected—what you resist persists—true love never dies—the soul’s immortality is the only true immortality—


Alyson Noel


#immortality #soul #thoughts #forgiveness

You cannot have a best friend for one hundred and fifty four years without trust.


Jessica Fortunato


#friendship #immortal #trust #friendship

When she absently worried her bottom lip with one of her adorable little fangs, he sighed. The Enemy of Old fucking sighed. Dear gods, it’d finally happened to him. Happiness. Then his own fangs sharpened.I will kill anyone who tries to take this feeling away from me.


Kresley Cole


#funny #happiness #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole #lothaire

The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A golden circlet bound his blond locks, his handsome face was cold with the rage of battle, and... "And his arm looked like an eggplant," Clary muttered to herself in exasperation.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #funny

Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #gilligan-s-island #jace #laugh #mortal-instruments

Is he dead?" he inquired "He looks dead." "No," snapped Maryse. "He's not dead." "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want." Mangus moved toward Jace. "Stop that!" the Inquisitor snapped, sounding like Clary's third grade teacher demanding that she stop dooling on her desk with a marker.


Cassandra Clare


#dead #funny #jace-lightwood #magnus-bane #the-inquisitor

He auditioned with Lily, and he and Lily had incredible chemistry that sort of blazed off the scene. I’m just sitting here watching this on my computer, and you know, he was not the only person they’ve ever sent me to look at. I’ve gotten lots of headshots and this and that, and I’m watching the audition and I literally started crying because that was my Jace and Clary on the screen. And it’s an incredible feeling to see that even as an audition. This is amazing. He was snarky funny where he needed to be snarky funny, and he was badass where he needed to be badass. And he and Lily were incredible together


Cassandra Clare


#jamie-bower #mortal-instruments #funny

Someday I want to speckle myself into the sky, to stamp heaven with brand-name originality.


Bauvard


#humor #immortality #stars #funny






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