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#murder

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The facts of a person's life will, like murder, come out.


Norman Sherry


#facts #life #like #murder #out

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.


Eric Stoltz


#beyond #driving #drunk #go #long

Is it hard for the reader to believe that suicides are sometimes committed to forestall the committing of murder? There is no doubt of it. Nor is there any doubt that murder is sometimes committed to avert suicide.


Karl A. Menninger


#avert #believe #committed #committing #doubt

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.


William Shakespeare


#classic #murder #wit #kill

Not according to this," Jazz said, taking the report. "No evidence of sexual activity or anything like it." "Well, there's that," Howie said, sounding relieved. Jazz wondered at that - was it really so much better to be unmolested, but still murdered in a horrible fashion? To die in pain and terror, stripped, left in a field, your fingers cut off? But as long as you weren't raped, well, that was alright, then? Did it really matter at that point?


Barry Lyga


#rape #values-in-life #life

When it happens, this is what happens: I shoot myself. Not, you know, my self self. I shoot my future self. He steps out of a time machine, introduces himself as Charles Yu. What else am I supposed to do? I kill him. I kill my own future.


Charles Yu


#kill-the-future #murder-suicide #science

Last period of the day was new gym class. It was her only class that didn't include Evan, which was a relief. She should be functioning at a peak concentration, but he and his luminous eyes kept distracting her. First opprtunity I have, she thought. I'll bite him.


Sarah Beth Durst


#hate #kill-me-softly #murderer #love

It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.


Mindy Kaling


#fame #humor #kaling #mindy #murder

It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!


J.B. Stanley


#christmas #humor #murder #pretend #santa

I killed my clone. It’s not murder, it’s partial suicide. I want a stiff drink, but not alcohol. I want formaldehyde.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #murder #humor






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