#never

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#died #doctor #go #never #office

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#child #drop #expected #hat #how

Never have more children than you have car windows. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#car #children #more #never #than

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#defends #electric #friend #gets #her

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#anyone #birth #car #given #lend

There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#eat #figure #how #i #never

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#children #goes #more #never #saying

I never feel more confident and comfortable than when I'm wearing a Tom Ford suit. ↗

— Matt Bomer

#confident #feel #ford #i #more

The fact is, I made $400 a week and only for 26 weeks a year. I never had any money. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#fact #had #i #made #money

Art will never be able to exist without nature. ↗

— Pierre Bonnard

#art #exist #nature #never #will