#nico

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you. ↗

— Dick Gregory

#bring #caffeine #control #days #market

In a lot of cases, as in Tom and Nicole's case, the tabloids were about to break the story, so they said just let the news out. And they called organizations such as ours. ↗

— Mary Hart

#break #called #case #cases #just

My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#intellectual-property #unicorns #funny

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people. ↗

— Allan Carr

#elton john #i #john #loads #met

I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#care #fame #guy #i #just

Oh please," Scout said."Don't take that tone with me. You know you'd love to have a minion. Someone at your beck and call. Someone to do your bidding. How many times have you said to yourself," Self, I need a unicorn to run errands and such? ↗

— Chloe Neill

#unicorn #funny