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Harry dreamed he was back in the DA room. Cho was accusing him of luring her there under false pretences; she said he had promised her a hundred and fifty Chocolate Frog Cards if she showed up. Harry protested... Cho shouted, 'Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog Cards, look!' And pulled out fistfuls of Cards from inside her robes and threw them into the air. Then she turned into Hermione, who said, 'You did promise her, you know, Harry... I think you'd better give her something else instead... how about your Firebolt?' And Harry was protesting that he could not give Cho his Firebolt, because Umbridge had it, and anyway the whole thing was ridiculous, he'd only come to the DA room to put up some Christmas baubles shaped like Dobby's head...


J.K. Rowling


#order-of-the-phoenix #dreams

Xav bounded out behind him. “Yeah, Phee equals You-She squared. I’ve been working on that one: like it?


Joss Stirling


#phee #phoenix #stealing-phoenix #xav #equality

Now I start my diary of my personal plot to kill by pistol either Richard Nixon or George Wallace.


Arthur Bremer


#either #george #i #kill #nixon

It's too late!" I cried "I thought that once, too. But it's never too late. You taught me that. Love can make us eternal.” Phoenix’s eyes closed, haunted to the end. “I'm sorry,” were his last words. "I forgive you,” I sobbed, gripping onto him desperately. “I forgive you.” It was too late. All. Too. Late.


Jessica Shirvington


#jessica-shirvington #phoenix #the-embrace-series #the-violet-eden-chapters #violet

I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely.


Jarod Kintz


#cigarette #everlasting #funny #humor #immortality

Nix had told Emma before she'd left for Europe that on this trip she would 'do that which you were born to do.' Apparently, Emma was born to get kidnapped by a deranged Lykae. Her fate sucked.


Kresley Cole


#kresley-cole #nix-the-ever-knowing #funny

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way...” “Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #order-of-the-phoenix #sarcasm #humor

You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you, and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly? And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,' Hermione added as an afterthought. 'But I don't think you're ugly,' said Harry, bemused. Hermione laughed.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #humor #order-of-the-phoenix #humor

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.


Chuck Palahniuk


#crazy #crazy-people #phoenix #stupid #stupid-people

Well, obviously, she's feeling very sad, because of Cedric dying. Then i expect she's feeling confused because she liked Cedric and now she likes Harry, and she can't work out who she likes best. Then she'll be feeling guilty, thinking it's an insult to Cedric's memory to be kissing Harry at all, and she'll be worrying about what everyone else might say about her if she starts going out with Harry . And she probably can't work out what her feelings towards Harry are anyway, because he was the one who was with Cedric when Cedric died, so that's all very mixed up and painful. Oh, and she's afraid she's going to be thrown off the Ravenclaw Quidditch team because she's flying so badly." A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said," One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #love #order-of-the-phoenix #ron-weasley






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