#not

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#came #cement #felt #hand #i

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#every #every night #goes #i #me

There was nothing in all Douglas's powerful effort that appealed to the higher instincts of human nature, while Lincoln always touched sympathetic cords. Lincoln's speech excited and sustained the enthusiasm of his audience to the end. ↗

— Henry Villard

#appealed #audience #cords #douglas #effort

People don't realize that they're being played by the Democratic Party and the Republican Party, but more so by the Democratic Party because the Democratic Party does not want another party in there. ↗

— Glenn Danzig

#because #being #democratic #democratic party #does

I cannot stand for more than half an hour in one place. ↗

— Lech Walesa

#half #hour #i #more #place

I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life. ↗

— Bobby Darin

#care #i #life #my life #never

I had these shoes made and 2 to 3 inch lifts inside and the heel was another 2 and half inches. I walked around that way, wherever I could without falling over. ↗

— Bobby Darin

#around #could #falling #had #half

Nothing is more depressing and more illogical than aggressive Christianity. ↗

— Gerald Vann

#christianity #depressing #illogical #more #nothing

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. ↗

— Larry David

#hey #i #jewish #loathe #may

I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. ↗

— Larry David

#closure #die #heart #i #interested