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Well, we don't take money from people and then show the product. It has to be a product that we like anyway, and that's true for all five of us, which is one of the really nice things about the way we make the show. ↗


— Ted Allen


#anyway #five #like #make #money

What I bring to the table is a huge enthusiasm and love for this stuff. ↗


— Ted Allen


#enthusiasm #huge #i #love #stuff

We are often taught to look for the beauty in all things, so in finding it, the layman asks the philosopher while the philosopher asks the photographer. ↗


— Criss Jami


#beauty #finding #layman #modeling #perspective

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system? ↗


— Tim Allen


#combine #democracy #each #either #get

I probably spend more time with my kids than the average stay-at-home mother. ↗


— Kirstie Alley


#i #kids #more #mother #probably

I have a thing for tools. ↗


— Tim Allen


#thing #tools

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children. ↗


— Tim Allen


#am #around #children #drive #get

In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best. ↗


— Tim Allen


#basically #best #cars #difference #drives

The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels. ↗


— Tim Allen


#hateful #levels #loving #mean #metaphysical

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. ↗


— Tim Allen


#awaiting #comedy #decided #get #give






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