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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. ↗

— Bob Hope

#kids #like #mine #wonderful

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. ↗

— Bob Hope

#bad #bad news #coming #good #good news

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. ↗

— Bob Hope

#apart #dogs #fast #miles #siberia

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. ↗

— Bob Hope

#direction #forty #help #i #said

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. ↗

— Bob Hope

#been #course #i #myself #place

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. ↗

— Bob Hope

#england #even #hollywood

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. ↗

— Bob Hope

#asked #benny #both #his #jack

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. ↗

— Bob Hope

#like #rich #swing #you

I grew up thinking that you were supposed to read and write all your waking hours. ↗

— John Hope

#hours #i #read #supposed #thinking

We have sat on the river bank and caught catfish with pin hooks. The time has come to harpoon a whale. ↗

— John Hope

#catfish #caught #come #hooks #pin