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You take the flotsam," I tell her, "I'll take the jetsam." You always get the jetsam,"she says pretending to pout. "Do you ever think if poeple heard our conversations they'd lock us up?" All the time. ↗

— Wendy Mass

#humor

Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape. ↗

— Mel Odom

#humor #humor

Are you making fun of my hero complex?' Yeah. ↗

— Linda Howard

#jaine #sam #humor

Watch out for the icy patch ↗

— Jim Henson

#humor

Stacey muttered, "But I hate this school, and this city, and the sooner I leave, the better. I want to start over in a new place. I haven't . . ." her voice trailed off and she looked away from Jason, hoping instead to find her words among the falling raindrops. "Do you ever feel like you aren't the person you're supposed to be? That you could be a different person - and have a better life - if things had been just a little different? ↗

— J.M. Reep

#teenager #young-adult #life

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#die #elevator #push #sure #up

It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company. ↗

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

#humor

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave. ↗

— Mo Willems

#humor #humorous #philosophy #psychology #humor

Women are angels, and when someone breaks your wings...We simply continue to fly...On a broomstick. We are flexible like that ↗

— Grace

#humor

Then set the hounds loose, boy - it's time to kick demonic ass! ↗

— Darren Shan

#humor #humor