#oct

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#cause #condoms #crisis #doctors #having

Basically, my problem was attributed to stress more than anything. I don't know what that does and I guess doctors can tell you that there's chemicals that build up in your system when you go through a lot of stress and constant stress. ↗

— Mike Ditka

#attributed #basically #build #chemicals #constant

Well, after I had the heart attack, it was a very simple choice. What the doctor told me I did and I did it religiously. I ate nothing but lean turkey breast or chicken breast or a piece of fish that was very lean. I mean I stayed away from everything. ↗

— Mike Ditka

#ate #attack #away #chicken #choice

When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge. ↗

— Arthur Conan Doyle

#doctor #does #first #go #knowledge

I play a recurring role for a character named Doctor Imo. I assist the villain and show up from time to time. ↗

— Keir Dullea

#character #doctor #from time to time #i #named

If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college. But if you want to be a musician or such, study your craft. Study music. ↗

— Billy Eckstine

#craft #doctor #go #lawyer #music

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. ↗

— Blake Edwards

#doctor #find #help #idiot #just

When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor!' ↗

— Sally Field

#born #congratulations #doctor #i #i was born

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. ↗

— Thomas Fuller

#heir #his #likely #makes #patient

When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia, he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors. ↗

— Martin H. Fischer

#delirious #doctors #insane #lacks #man