#odd

He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#beautiful #beauty #bizarre #corpse #dating

To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #gross #odd #piss #strange

Gene Roddenberry's thing always was, we should not pass judgment on anything that anyone else believes in or what they do in their lives. ↗

— Marina Sirtis

#anyone #anything #believes #else #gene

The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. ↗

— Kenneth Williams

#acquaintance #give #impressive #nice #nodding

I remember growing up always loving the guitar. I used to love to watch the people play on the Country Western shows on TV. My folks told me that when I was just a toddler, I used to pretend I was playing a guitar on a toothpick. ↗

— Carl Wilson

#country #folks #growing #growing up #guitar

Science and religion are the two most powerful forces in the world. Having them at odds... is not productive. ↗

— E. O. Wilson

#having #most #most powerful #odds #powerful

Todd and I have a very complementary working style . ↗

— Sam Wood

#i #style #todd #very #working

I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#age #bizarre #clones #funny #humor

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd. ↗