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I told my fans online how I hated my squeaky office chair. One day, a fan sent me a new chair. It was crazy! I still use the chair today. Pretty awesome.


Austin Mahone


#chair #crazy #day #fan #fans

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.


Lord Chesterfield


#off #put #till #today #tomorrow

It's time for a 21st-century retirement age. If 40 is the new 20 and 50 is the new 30, why shouldn't 70 be the new 65? The last time Washington politicians tinkered ever so gingerly with the government-sanctioned retirement age, Ronald Reagan was in office and Generation X-ers were all in diapers.


Michelle Malkin


#diapers #ever #generation #generation x #last

I understand that computers, which I once believed to be but a hermaphrodite typewriter-cum-filing cabinet, offer the cyber literate increased ability to communicate. I do not think this is altogether a bad thing, however it may appear on the surface.


David Mamet


#altogether #appear #bad #bad thing #believed

My parents have always been offended by my weight, embarrassed maybe. It didn't fit with their sensibilities.


Camryn Manheim


#been #embarrassed #fit #maybe #offended

The thing that's caught me off guard is going to dinner and people asking me for autographs or to take a picture. People coming to my house asking for autographs - that's something I really haven't grasped the whole entirety of yet.


Johnny Manziel


#autographs #caught #coming #dinner #entirety

Five or six hundred heads cut off would have assured your repose, freedom and happiness.


Jean-Paul Marat


#cut #five #freedom #happiness #heads

For the past seven years we have been cracking down on crime in Missouri, passing tougher laws for drug crimes and sex offenses and requiring prisoners to serve more time.


Mel Carnahan


#cracking #crime #crimes #down #laws

The guys have a lot of good cars built up. We're going to do some more testing before we go back to Las Vegas and try to win at Vegas again. We need to get off to a quick start.


Sterling Marlin


#back #before #built #cars #get

Everything we talk about is about beating the Packers, the Bears and the Vikings. Obviously there are other teams in the league, but if you can dominate and be on top of your division you are always in the playoff hunt. It's time for us to win that thing.


Steve Mariucci


#always #bears #beating #division #dominate






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