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Even if it were possible to cast my horoscope in this one life, and to make an accurate prediction about my future, it would not be possible to 'show' it to me because as soon as I saw it my future would change by definition. This is why Werner Heisenberg's adaptation of the Hays Office—the so-called principle of uncertainty whereby the act of measuring something has the effect of altering the measurement—is of such importance. In my case the difference is often made by publicity. For example, and to boast of one of my few virtues, I used to derive pleasure from giving my time to bright young people who showed promise as writers and who asked for my help. Then some profile of me quoted someone who disclosed that I liked to do this. Then it became something widely said of me, whereupon it became almost impossible for me to go on doing it, because I started to receive far more requests than I could respond to, let alone satisfy. Perception modifies reality: when I abandoned the smoking habit of more than three decades I was given a supposedly helpful pill called Wellbutrin. But as soon as I discovered that this was the brand name for an antidepressant, I tossed the bottle away. There may be successful methods for overcoming the blues but for me they cannot include a capsule that says: 'Fool yourself into happiness, while pretending not to do so.' I should actually want my mind to be strong enough to circumvent such a trick. ↗


— Christopher Hitchens


#assistance #bupropion #depression #future #happiness

A chief petty officer taught me shorthand, which got me promoted to yeoman first class. ↗


— Jack Adams


#class #first #first class #got #me

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. ↗


— Edward Abbey


#culture #first #gasoline #like #often

The offshore ocean area under U.S. jurisdiction is larger than our land mass, and teems with plant and animal life, mineral resources, commerce, trade, and energy sources. ↗


— Tom Allen


#animal life #area #commerce #energy #energy sources

Many will view the compromises that will be made during your negotiations as painful concessions. But why not view them as peace offerings, ones that will provide in return the priceless gifts of hope, security and freedom for our children and our children's? ↗


— King Abdullah II


#compromises #concessions #during #freedom #gifts

Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever; I was off making something blow up and filming it, or making a mould of my sister's head using alginating plaster. ↗


— J. J. Abrams


#blow #chosen #filming #head #i

I will undoubtedly have to seek what is happily known as gainful employment, which I am glad to say does not describe holding public office. ↗


— Dean Acheson


#describe #does #employment #glad #happily

The greatest mistake I made was not to die in office. ↗


— Dean Acheson


#greatest #i #made #mistake #office

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information. ↗


— Scott Adams


#approach #be careful #careful #cause #company

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier. ↗


— Scott Adams


#easier #either #guess #home #i






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