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The first book that they gave me was Jeannie, a young teenager. I went on with her maybe ten books.


Dan DeCarlo


#books #first #gave #her #i

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.


Lea DeLaria


#complete #complete mystery #cosmic #i #joke

I like the club. It looks nice with all the tables out. They were freaking out, the Gilly's people.


Kim Deal


#i #like #looks #nice #out

You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it?


Cat Deeley


#got #humour #look #pretty #ridiculous

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.


Jack Dee


#between #comedian #gets #great #his

Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell.


Paula Deen


#come #cooking #day #fabulous #fact

Anyone can write one book: even politicians do it. Starting a second book reveals an intention to be a professional writer.


Len Deighton


#book #even #intention #politicians #professional

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.


John Steinbeck


#amazed #basically #contempt #convinced #dogs

I think Stevie Wonder could sing the phone book and manage to make me cry.


Brad Delp


#could #cry #i #i think #make

I rewrote it and I took all your notes. Read it again, that kind of persistence paid off.


David Steinberg


#i #kind #notes #off #paid






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