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I'm on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it's all up in the medulla oblongata. I've got a lot up there. I've got a lot of knowledge... in this medulla oblongata.


Shaquille O'Neal


#got #i #know #knowledge #lose

When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.


Shaquille O'Neal


#around #bothering #floor #folks #get

I took a plane from New York City to Los Angeles for an audition. I met all the people. After that, I was told to have another audition, but I didn't want to go there again.


Ed O'Neill


#again #angeles #another #audition #city

When you're 50 you start thinking about things you haven't thought about before. I used to think getting old was about vanity - but actually it's about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial.


Eugene O'Neill


#actually #before #getting #getting old #haven

Very few cinematographers, other than the Europeans, know how to light women like they used to in the old days.


Jennifer O'Neill


#europeans #few #how #know #light

I'm not willing to say I want to return to private life because I'm too old to begin telling lies now.


Paul O'Neill


#begin #i #lies #life #now

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.


P. J. O'Rourke


#assassinate #brief #character #death #election

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.


P. J. O'Rourke


#bought #buying #controlled #first #first things

Soldiers are not policemen, and it's very unfair, even for those soldiers who have some police training, to burden them with police duties. It's not what they're trained for, or equipped for.


P. J. O'Rourke


#duties #equipped #even #police #policemen

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.


P. J. O'Rourke


#fact #going #i #more #old






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