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I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that. As my skill and knowledge of the instrument grew, I found lead started to come naturally. Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer. Ha ha!


Hal Sparks


#decided #drummer #focus #found #frustrated

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.


Hal Sparks


#community #create #every #i #new

I'm as heterosexual as any person need be. I'm open about my relationships - or lack thereof - in my own life, because I want to make the case that gay isn't contagious. It's not something that you can catch or learn or choose.


Hal Sparks


#any #because #case #catch #choose

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.


Hal Sparks


#computer #grew #i #interested #named

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.


Hal Sparks


#always #comes #comfort #film #guarantee

If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture. I think it's important to have substance for what you're saying.


Hal Sparks


#being #comedy #could #done #goal

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life.


Hal Sparks


#commitment #community #days #equal #equal rights

People only have guilty pleasures when they crowbar pleasure down their throat all the time and then they reach for the brownies. Then you should feel guilty because you're killing your body and that's something to be guilty about.


Hal Sparks


#because #body #down #feel #guilty

The name 'Charmageddon' actually comes from a social technique that I use. Which is, you know, literally obliterating people with charm so that you can get away with saying stuff that no one else could ever get away with, you know?


Hal Sparks


#away #charm #comes #could #else

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Unlike being in a band or a play or something, I don't have to rely on anyone else but me.


Hal Sparks


#anyone #band #being #doing #else






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