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How do I appear unthreatening when her lover's blood is running down my chin?


Isaac Marion


#life #philosophy #zombies #death

When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life. * Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.


Etienne Guerin DeForest


#funny-quotes #humor #zombie #zombie-apocalypse #zombies






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