#one

I phoned this number and said, Please, sir, I want to be an actor. ↗

— Charles Dance

#i #number #phoned #please #said

When I had a child, everyone was telling me that I was going to see the world through her eyes, and everything was going to get this nice gloss to it. I kept waiting for that to happen, and thought there was a real problem with me that it wasn't. ↗

— Eddie Vedder

#everyone #everything #eyes #get #gloss

I need the money. People don't understand how little money you make in a band. ↗

— Evan Dando

#how #i #little #little money #make

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#honest #i #luck #no respect #politician

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#blind #blind man #day #face #fell

Acting is the greatest answer to my loneliness that I have found. ↗

— Claire Danes

#answer #found #greatest #i #loneliness

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #luck #politician #running #way

Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones. ↗

— Lee Trevino

#chi #difficult #ever #good #habit

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#am #being #fact #fall #i

I think we have the attention span of a gnat. You know, with cell phones and Twitter. ↗

— Jeff Daniels

#attention span #cell #cell phones #i #i think