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To celebrate the Fourth of July meant something definite in those days. ↗


— Carol Ryrie Brink


#history #independence-day #past #family

She is my companion on my many genealogical hunts, and I will be forever indebted to her for the knowledge that she bequeathed to me. And I can think of nobody I would rather traipse through a cemetery with, and that says a lot about a person. ↗


— Rett MacPherson


#humor #family

When we remember our former selves, there is always that little figure with its long shadow stopping like an uncertain belated visitor on a lighted threshold at the far end of some impeccably narrowing corridor. ↗


— Vladimir Nabokov


#family

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first. ↗


— Oscar Levant


#pun #humor

An English gentleman never shines his shoes, but then nor does a lazy bastard. ↗


— Will Self


#humor

There began to appear before my romantic eyes...a vast and complicated network of espionage, terror, sadism and hate, from which no one, official or private, could escape. ↗


— Erik Larson


#germany #history #hitler #war #world-war-ii

There are some bad people on the rise; they're saving their own skins by ruining people's lives. ↗


— Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

Evocative. . . . Aldrich astutely portrays a colorful cast of aunts, uncles, cousins and hangers-on—clinging to the family legacy long after the money is gone. One can’t help but cheer as she breaks away from the others to make a name for herself. ↗


— ELLIOTT HOLT AUTHOR OF YOU ARE ONE OF THEM


#astor-orphan #family

Which meant it was time for the centerpiece of the celebration, the reason they were all gathered on Saturday, the weekly episode of what, as far as many of the Davidsons including Jody were concerned was the greatest television show ever made. Hee Haw. While Roy and Buck sang the opening song, everyone would bicker and talk back and forth, what was better about the show, the music or the humor, what have you, the natural result of 40 people crowded around one rabbit eared television set. But once Hee Haw started, the talking was over. After that, it was all about the love. And so was everything before, really. ↗


— Brian Holers


#humor #love #family

My brothers’ faces haunt me. I hear their children, my nieces and nephews, asking me why I came home without their daddies. I think of their wives, imagine their questions. Our parents, forever seeing the faces of their lost sons when they look at me. They will want answers, demand to know how I survived. And what do I tell them? That I huddled like a baby inside my tent while their killer beckoned me forth for one last stand? ↗


— Kevin Wallis


#family #fear #horror #family






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