#order

Odd how the creative power at once brings the whole universe to order. ↗

— Virginia Woolf

#creative #how #odd #once #order

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" ↗

— Steven Wright

#asked #border #canada #crossing #firearms

However, the resources at our people's disposal are very few and we require assistance from the neighboring Arab countries, and for weapons in order to fight the enemy. ↗

— Ahmed Yassin

#arab countries #assistance #countries #disposal #enemy

I've become a professional failure - in order to pay the mortgage I have to remain unemployed. Luckily, a disaster always seems to befall me at exactly the right moment. ↗

— Toby Young

#become #befall #disaster #exactly #failure

War can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun. ↗

— Mao Zedong

#gun #necessary #only #order #rid