#otp

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

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#blondes #bloody #footprints #like #make

The key players are now all in place in Washington and in state governments across America to officially label carbon dioxide as a pollutant and enact laws that tax us citizens for our carbon footprints. ↗

— John Coleman

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#america #carbon #carbon dioxide #citizens #dioxide

Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?" "Frank!" Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberries. "We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it." "Kissed a couple of times," Percy said. Annabeth glared at him. "Not helping! ↗

— Rick Riordan

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#funny #humor #kissing #lol #oh-my-god-percy