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You’re so damn big,” she whispered. “Why, thank you cariño,” he said. ↗


— Cherise Sinclair


#humour #erotic-romance

What kind of slut do you think I am?” Theo bumped his hips against hers. “This might not be the best moment to ask me that. ↗


— Annabel Joseph


#erotic-romance #humour #erotic-romance

There's one thing you don't put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existance, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never ever put in a trap. And what would that be sir? Me ↗


— Russell T. Davies


#humour #doctor-who

The Doctor: You know how adults tell you everything's going to be fine, just to make you feel better? Amelia: Yes. Doctor: Well.....everything's going to be fine. ↗


— Steven Moffat


#the-eleventh-hour #doctor-who

Sometimes this just happens,” Kylie said, much calmer now that she had a sneak preview of his comeuppance. “Just happens?” Burnett bellowed out. “Are you freaking kidding me! If you have sex, you use protection. It’s that simple. This shit doesn’t have to happen! This is nothing but carelessness. It’s irresponsible. It’s unforgivable.” “Burnett!” Holiday rolled her eyes at Kylie and frowned. The fae knew exactly what Kylie was up to now. But Kylie wasn’t finished yet. “Maybe we should put a rule in place. Any male who impregnates a girl should be neutered.” “Enough,” Holiday snapped. “Actually, that’s not a bad plan!” he growled. “Burnett!” Holiday said in a stern voice. “Shut up before you embarrass yourself more than you already have.” When the vampire looked at Holiday, she continued, “Kylie didn’t buy the pregnancy tests for Miranda. She bought them for me.” Kylie flopped back against the seat again, enjoying the look of disbelief on the vampire’s face a little too much. “Would you like a name of a good doctor who will schedule your little snip-snip operation?” she bit out. ↗


— C.C. Hunter


#humour #kylie #pregnancy-test #sex-precaution #doctor-who

Amy: Pond and her boys . . . my poncho boys. If we're going to die, let's die looking like a peruvian folk band. ↗


— Simon Nye


#humour #doctor-who

Words can be meaningless. If they are used in such a way that no sharp conclusions can be drawn. ↗


— Richard P. Feynman


#richard-feynmann #thought-provoking-humourous #thought-provoking

Many feel that writers are a dime a dozen, so the goal is to break through and make it to the value of a penny. ↗


— Wil Zeus


#philosophical #thought-provoking-humourous #thought-provoking

It would require a singularly stupid man to go hang around in narrow tunnels and cramped spaces alongside a threat like that. "And I, Harry Dresden, am that man," I stated. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#laugh-at-yourself #harry-dresden

God is the strength in which I trust." Lesson 47, A Course In Miracles ↗


— Helen Schucman


#acim #miraculous #inner-peace






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