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There's certainly something very uncomfortable about the voyeurism involved in being in the press, being an actor, where people have a seemingly insatiable curiosity about, you.


Claire Danes


#actor #being #certainly #curiosity #insatiable

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.


Rodney Dangerfield


#fat #found #hang #i #look

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.


Rodney Dangerfield


#kids #like #looking #me #out

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.


Rodney Dangerfield


#always #day #did #eye #garbage

When I was younger, I thought about retiring.


Tanya Tucker


#i #retiring #thought #younger

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.


Rodney Dangerfield


#am #being #fact #fall #i

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown.


Samuel Daniel


#adversity #distress #examples #fair #greatest

Comedy is hard to do. All the cliches about it are true.


Jeff Daniels


#cliches #comedy #hard #true

I'll do about 13 shows in Branson next year, and I'll be performing at the Grand Palace.


Mel Tillis


#grand #i #next #next year #palace

The indie world changed when the economy went south. I was frustrated with doing something, then waiting for it to come out, and sometimes it never did, or would just play in New York for 50 people. So I really wanted to try something else.


Jeff Daniels


#come #did #doing #economy #else






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