#ow

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. ↗

— Don Rickles

#goes #how #i #know #light

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. ↗

— Don Rickles

#find #funny #give #going #i

I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know. ↗

— Don Rickles

#come #days #films #get #got

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people. ↗

— Don Rickles

#beginning #changes #ending #every #every night

In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know. ↗

— Don Rickles

#day #get #into #know #like

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now. ↗

— Don Rickles

#great #now #old #old days #were

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled. ↗

— Don Rickles

#chance #get #great #i #i can

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. ↗

— Don Rickles

#different #doing #first #guy #i

It would be wonderful to think that the future is unknown and sort of surprising. ↗

— Alan Rickman

#sort #surprising #think #unknown #wonderful

Three children have become adults since a phone call with Jo Rowling, containing one small clue, persuaded me that there was more to Snape than an unchanging costume, and that even though only three of the books were out at that time, she held the entire massive but delicate narrative in the surest of hands. ↗

— Alan Rickman

#books #call #children #clue #containing