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How long have you been with Raphael?” “You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.” “What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.” -Venom and Elena


Nalini Singh


#humor #nalini-singh #paranormal #sarcasm #humor

Is there anything more pathetic than a flower that doesn’t get enough sunlight and dies, because it couldn’t get out of bed until four in the afternoon?


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #pathetic #sunlight #funny

Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of the universe, and they don't know what it is. Well I do. It's apathy. That's the truth of it; pile together everything we know and care about in the universe and it will still be nothing more than a tiny speck in the middle of a vast black ocean of Who Gives a Fuck.


David Wong


#humor #science #stars #universe #humor

Falling in love is painful on the knees.


Jon Bon Jovi


#love #pain #humor

So many things to see, people to do.


Neil Gaiman


#paraphrased #humor

He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars.


John Green


#champage #the-fault-in-our-stars #the-fault-in-our-starsn #the-fault-in-our-stars

Bursar?" "Yes, Archchancellor?" "You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?" "Me? No, Archchancellor." "Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.


Terry Pratchett


#secret-society #underpants #humor

You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.


Ogden Nash


#humor #pain #humor

I'm not bossy - I just happen to be more capable than most everyone else.


Shannon Hale


#capable #humor #humor






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