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That's a parents' job, isn't it? To raise a child strong enough to leave and break our hearts?


Beth Groundwater


#design

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.


Earl Wilson


#baseball #baseball game #breakdown #game #innings

God, why does a mortal man have children? It is senseless to love anything this much.


Barbara Kingsolver


#parenting #dreams

Ground rules, Tanner,” he growled. Tanner paled. More good. “No alcohol. No smoking. No drugs. No looking at other girls. You can dance with my daughter. Your hands will avoid the danger zones, which are here, here and here.” Liam gestured to his chest, groin and ass. “You can kiss her. Once. At 10:59 p.m. tonight, when you’ll be standing here once again. I will be on the other side of this door, waiting for her. Am I clear?” “Yes, sir,” Tanner whispered. “I was your age once, too,” Liam said. “I’m aware of that, sir.” “I know what you think about.” “I’m sorry.” “You can think it. You can’t do it.” “Okay.” “I have many sharp tools in my garage.” “Yes, sir.” “We’re clear, then?” “Very, sir.” “Good!” Liam smiled, then grabbed the boy by the shoulder and dragged him in. “Nicole! Your date’s here.


Kristan Higgins


#dating-in-your-thirties #parent #age

It's so awful, attacking your child. It's the worse thing I know, to shout loudly at this 50 lb. being with his huge trusting brown eyes. It's like bitch-slapping E.T.


Anne Lamott


#faith

Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children’s strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms even if it doesn’t comprehend. Don’t ask for advice from them and don’t expect any understanding; but believe in a love that is being stored up for you like an inheritance, and have faith that in this love there is strength and blessing so large that you can travel as far as you wish without having to step outside it.


Rainer Maria Rilke


#children #love #parent #parents #unconditional-love

we can learn to trust our maternal selves and to have faith in the innate goodness and purity of our children - even when we feel overwhelmed and the kids are pushing all our buttons. we can support one another....we can be understanding of each other and easier on ourselves.


Katrina Kenison


#faith

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.


Clarence Darrow


#family #humor #parents #family

I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.


Stephen King


#humor #parents #family

One reason we have children I think is to learn that parts of ourselves we had given up for dead are merely dormant and that the old joys can re emerge fresh and new and in a completely different form.


Anne Fadiman


#kids #parenting #family






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