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#parenthood

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #parenthood




What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. ↗


— Rodney Dangerfield


#humour #infidelity #parenthood #parenting #sexuality

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid! ↗


— Tina Fey


#humor #parenthood #humor

Forget Batman: when I really thought about what I wanted to be when I grew up, I wanted to be my dad. ↗


— Paul Asay


#fatherhood #inspiration #parenthood #rolemodeling #inspirational

Shouldn't we also ask ourselves what the consequences are of scrambling to provide the "most" of everything to our children in a world of fast dwindling resources? ↗


— John Taylor Gatto


#education #environment #parenthood #parenting #resources

As a Christian and a feminist, the most important message I can carry and fight for is the sacredness of each human life, and reproductive rights for all women are a crucial part of that. It is a moral necessity that we not be forced to bring children into the world for whom we cannot be responsible and adoring and present. We must not inflict life on children who will be resented; we must not inflict unwanted children on society. ↗


— Anne Lamott


#planned-parenthood #reproductive-rights #life

Raising teenage sons and daughters is a long and tiresome journey. With God's help the final outcome will be worthwhile. ↗


— Ana Monnar


#parenthood #parenting #quote #life

I don't have any babies or ambition. I have it all! ↗


— Nan Little


#humor #parenthood #work-life-balance #life

If I had to do it all again, I would still want my same daughter and two sons; through laughter, tears, prayers, and blessings. ↗


— Ana Monnar


#mother-s-love #parenthood #love

It wasn't until we dropped him at his university dormitory and left him there looking touchingly lost and bewildered amid an assortment of cardboard boxes and suitcases in a spartan room not unlike a prison cell that it really hit home that he was vanishing out of our lives and into his own. ↗


— Bill Bryson


#growing-up #love #parenthood #love

There are many roles that people play and many images that they project. There is, for example, the "nice" man who is always smiling and agreeable. "Such a nice man," people say. "He never gets angry." The facade always covers its opposite expression. Inside, such a person is full of rage that he dares not acknowledge or show. Some men put up a tough exterior to hide a very sensitive, childlike quality. Even failure can be a role. Many masochistic characters engage in the game of failure to cover an inner feeling of superiority. An outward show of superiority could bring down on them the jealous wrath of the father and the threat of castration. As long as they act like failures they can retain some sexuality, since they are not a threat to her father. ↗


— Alexander Lowen


#childhood #fear #guilt #parenthood #repression






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