#parenting

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#highways #important #important job #job #keeping

I've said it before, but it's absolutely true: My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. ↗

— Liza Minelli

#absolutely #before #could #dreams #drive

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. ↗

— Martin Mull

#alley #bowling #bowling alley #brain #children

Every cliche about kids is true; they grow up so quickly, you blink and they're gone, and you have to spend the time with them now. But that's a joy. ↗

— Liam Neeson

#about #blink #cliche #every #gone

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. ↗

— Robert Orben

#always #back #children #everywhere #find

If there is any truth to my parenting the dreamwork movement, it comes from the power of the press. ↗

— Henry Reed

#comes #movement #parenting #power #press

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#children #how #instance #learn #many

My father wasn't really involved and my mom is the light in my life. ↗

— Marion Jones

#father #involved #life #light #mom

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process. ↗

— John F. Kennedy

#become #grow #grow up #mothers #politicians

Education, like neurosis, begins at home. ↗

— Milton Sapirstein

#begins #education #home #like #neurosis