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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.


Joe Bob Briggs


#cell #cell phones #else #everyone #hate

Phones rang constantly, as if the White House was conducting some kind of pardon telethon.


Barbara Olson


#constantly #house #kind #pardon #phones

I think Blank Generation holds up pretty well. You listen to that with headphones and there's a lot going on there with the guitars- it's the product of a lot of fighting.


Robert Quine


#fighting #generation #going #headphones #holds

Not since the steam engine has any invention disrupted business models like the Internet. Whole industries including music distribution, yellow-pages directories, landline telephones, and fax machines have been radically reordered by the digital revolution.


John Sununu


#been #business #digital #disrupted #distribution

What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we given up on writing letters to each other, we barely even talk to each other. People have become so accustomed to texting that they’re actually startled when the phone rings. It’s like we suddenly all have Batphones. If it rings, there must be danger. Now we answer, “What happened? Is someone tied up in the old sawmill?” “No, it’s Becky. I just called to say hi.” “Well you scared me half to death. You can’t just pick up the phone and try to talk to me like that. Don’t the tips of your fingers work?


Ellen DeGeneres


#humor #phones #texting #communication

Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.


Steven Wright


#humor

You ever notice if you call someones cell phone they won't answer but if you text them seconds later they will. "The Power of your Thumbs compels You!


Stanley Victor Paskavich


#communication-quotes #life-reality #communication

*For eleven years, I've been worked over and abused in ways you can't imagine by things you don't want to know about. I've killed every kind of vile, black-souled, dead-eyed nightmare that ever made you piss your pjs and cry for mommy in the middle of the night. I kill monsters and, if I wanted, I could say a word and burn you to powder from the inside out. I can tear any human you ever met to rages with my bare hands. Give me one good reason why I could possibly need you? *She looks straight at me, not blinking. No fear in her eyes. *Because you might be the Tasmanian Devil and the Angel of Death all rolled into one, but you don't even know how to get a phone. *I hate to admit it, but she has a point.


Richard Kadrey


#monsters #phones #death

I hate phones. All businesses are personal businesses, and I always try my best to get back to people, but sometimes the barrage of calls is so enormous that if I just answered calls I would do nothing else.


Vera Wang


#answered #back #best #businesses #calls

Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask - when will we get a road to our village.


Thabo Mbeki


#about #ask #country #get #here






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