#piping

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper! ↗

— Abigail Van Buren

#got #help #like #may #pay

My inner critic who had begun piping up about how hopeless I was and how I didn't know to write. ↗

— Mary Garden

#begun #critic #had #hopeless #how

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas. ↗

— Emo Philips

#first #get #had #hot #i