#police

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. ↗

— Charlie Chaplin

#girl #i #make #need #park

You can't be afraid to put out a fire if you're a fireman. You can't be afraid to be a police officer and carry a gun if you're afraid to get up and go out there. So you've got to put that fear to the side and go out in faith to overcome that. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#carry #faith #fear #fire #fireman

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut. ↗

— Jim Coleman

#concert #connecticut #drunk #ended #go

Human existence being an hallucination containing in itself the secondary hallucinations of day and night (the latter an insanitary condition of the atmosphere due to accretions of black air) it ill becomes any man of sense to be concerned at the illusory approach of the supreme hallucination known as death. ↗

— de Selby

#death #flann-o-brien #hallucinations #reality #the-third-policeman

Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato. ↗

— Paul M. Glaser

#driving #i #policemen #ridiculous #secondly

Concentration camps were entirely a matter for the police and had nothing to do with the administration. ↗

— Hans Frank

#camps #concentration #entirely #had #matter

And if you want to know why great editors scare the pants off of writers everywhere, read 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss. The punctuation police are everywhere! ↗

— Dorothea Benton Frank

#editors #everywhere #great #know #leaves

I would first recommend we appoint a Police Director that commands the respect of the rank and file. ↗

— Vincent Frank

#commands #director #file #first #i

There are all sorts of ways of murdering a person or at least his soul, and that's something no police in the world can spot. ↗

— Max Frisch

#least #person #police #something #sorts

If the police need more help to do their work, I will not hesitate in granting it to them. ↗

— Theresa May

#help #hesitate #i #more #need